the ME-Special
Characteristics of a Monkey: Can easily influence people.
"Hey Michele, wanna go to Bobo's in about an hour when I'm out of class?" (I ask while sneaking out to "go to the restroom" - oops, I mean call her)
"I dunno ... [excuse, excuse]"
She was a soft sell. Like getting Karen to visit me in Ghana. They both protest and have good cerebral reasons, but they know they really want Healthy and Fresh Chinese Food or an Exotic Adventure.
So we went, and I was a little flustered because Jenny wasn't there and how could we share Orange Tofu with Mixed Vegetables because I SAH (sure as hell) didn't want two orders?
Let's just say, that's now the ME Special. I want Jimmy to put it on the menu like that. And since I easily influence people, because I am a Monkey, that should happen soon. Because being a Monkey I'm easily confused, so my menu items need my name next to them.
"Hey Michele, wanna go to Bobo's in about an hour when I'm out of class?" (I ask while sneaking out to "go to the restroom" - oops, I mean call her)
"I dunno ... [excuse, excuse]"
She was a soft sell. Like getting Karen to visit me in Ghana. They both protest and have good cerebral reasons, but they know they really want Healthy and Fresh Chinese Food or an Exotic Adventure.
So we went, and I was a little flustered because Jenny wasn't there and how could we share Orange Tofu with Mixed Vegetables because I SAH (sure as hell) didn't want two orders?
Let's just say, that's now the ME Special. I want Jimmy to put it on the menu like that. And since I easily influence people, because I am a Monkey, that should happen soon. Because being a Monkey I'm easily confused, so my menu items need my name next to them.

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