bobble head breasts
Indians do this interesting nodding thing that I can only describe as like a bobble-head. And I can't always tell the difference between yes bobble and no bobble. Usually no is a hand gesture instead, this "so-so" kind of gesture we make - maybe a bobble-hand. I like it - I used it on the persistent taxi offers earlier and it was quite effective. I hate talking to them.
I'd like to think that the guys in the restaurant like me so much because of my charming personality. But it's not - I'm a phenomenal tipper here - like 30% or so. I figure it's like $1 to me and a lot to them, so it's nice to be generous. Hey, it's Ramadan.
Look at Hindu goddesses - they have the most incredible breasts, and have for centuries. I was checking out 11th century goddesses and their breasts are ... well, they're pornographic. And I thought this ideal was created for plastic surgery, because I have never seen real breasts look anything like them. BTW, the male endowment on the nekkid Hindu gods - minimal. All endowment to female chests. Interesting dispersion.
I'd like to think that the guys in the restaurant like me so much because of my charming personality. But it's not - I'm a phenomenal tipper here - like 30% or so. I figure it's like $1 to me and a lot to them, so it's nice to be generous. Hey, it's Ramadan.
Look at Hindu goddesses - they have the most incredible breasts, and have for centuries. I was checking out 11th century goddesses and their breasts are ... well, they're pornographic. And I thought this ideal was created for plastic surgery, because I have never seen real breasts look anything like them. BTW, the male endowment on the nekkid Hindu gods - minimal. All endowment to female chests. Interesting dispersion.

1 Comments:
Hmmm, you wrote a blog about breasts and I feel a repsonsibility to comment. I have a reputation to uphold, after all. I think I know what you're talking about--sort of ultra-round and gravity defying.
Hey, there's no rain here in the south, but I heard the northwest is getting flooded. There's also talk of rain here later this weekend. We'll see...it would be a welcome respite from dry, dry, dry heat and wind.
Love,
Jen
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