Favorite MEGA-p quotes

I'm sure I've forgotten great snippets of conversation, but here are ones that come to mind:

Asking Jenny to hurry up with the music, the group dubbed my expectations and speed of life as "Mach-[ME]."

Jenny to Pam: "Stop saying 'boyness.' It's a penis."

My illustrious advisor (overheard and reported to me): "I've not ever eaten a martini before."

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More MEGA-p quotes, from Jenny:

All of us shouting "3-2-1!" margarita recipe at Pam.

Michele saying "Apparently not" after you sang "I don't give a damn 'bout my
bad reputation!"

Michele singing "I'm sspessial" along with the Pretenders!

Lalo saying "I'm having more fun than I thought I would. I'm glad I came." [Of course implicit was "I thought I would be bored and I'm only here because you're one of my favorite people and I cannot stand to hurt your feelings, so I'm glad this is more pleasant than having a root canal."]